two finger mexican oil change
the s-xual act of placing a finger in your female s-xual partners -n-l c-n-l and v-g-n-l c-n-l simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her -n-lly or v-g-n-lly after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.
lastnight as a part of foreplay i gave jane a “two finger mexican oil change prior to having s-x”
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