two-finger sandwich


the act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. can also be had for desert after eating.
anthony: i’m going to get a five dollar footlong from subway.
mike: i’m going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. it’s cheaper and less calories.
when you are at a lunch table at school or another public place and there are other people around and you finger a girl underneath the table.
dude, at lunch today i two- finger sandwiched this girl

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