Two-Finger Slinger


a s-xual term used when a man and a woman are having s-x. if the man -j-c-l-t-s inside the woman’s v-g-n- without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own v-g-n- (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed s-m-n, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man’s face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. this action is usually followed by the comment, “i told you to pull out -sshole!” or “how does it feel to be a daddy now?”
that d-ck fred came in me last night, so i gave him the “two-finger slinger!”

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