two guys 1 screwdriver
a dude puts a screw driver in his d-ck while another man f-cks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby f-ck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his p-n-s hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that sh-t in their and he c-ms and his c-m sprays in 2 directions
-guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
-guy 2:no you gay f-ggot
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