Two Handed Titties


br–sts that are cup size d or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
“dude, i f-cked up! i cheated on sarah and she wont return my calls!.”

“who?”

“sarah. she had two handed t-tties.”

“d-mn. you suck.”

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