two in one
putting ones t-st-c-ls into a girls -n-s and then masturbating then -j-c-l-t-ng onto her back.
man me n this female where getting down, next thing i know i was copping two in one
masturbating while taking a p–p
jay pulled a twoinone at his girlfriends grandmas house
its 2 nipples in one ariola
zach has a twoinone
this refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. the end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get s-xual favours for the good deed.
friend 1: was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.
friend 2: nah it was fine i just pulled a two-in-one and everything went well for in the end.
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