two in the canoe
finger blasting. double clicking the mouse. gettin’ your rocks off. or just fool on fooling around.
two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a v-g-n-… whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.
disclaimer: not just for canadian pleasure.
how’d your night go last night?
“oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god d-mned dream come true!!”
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