Two in the Toaster
two=2 fingers
toaster=the crack of one’s -rs-
therefore, two in the toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone’s -rs-… visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes….
for example, take these two fellers: lance prefers to be the puppet master and jasper likes to be the puppet….. the puppet master controls the puppet via inserting two in the toaster…. in other words, it’s a way the dominant one controls the submissive one….whether it’s the dominant feller in a h-m-s-xual relationship, or it’s “the man”, ie-the gov’t sticking it to the people…..
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