Two Minute Man


1. to purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (msn, aim, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. to boost your self esteem.
hey, did you guys hear about brown jam? he’s a two minute man!

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