Two olives short of a martini
missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air
“will: my friend knows this sqaw that he’s completely in love with. but this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. now, he don’t wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he’d like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he… raidsthis sqaw’s village, if you know what i’m sayin.
philip: ummmmm. interesting you should bring that up. i had a case like that come before me just recently.
will: really?
philip: word up. now this guy started going out with his best friend’s girl hours after they broke up.
will: whoa, he waited that long?
philip: well, this other guy didn’t think it was that long. he was very jealous and he shot his friend.
will: dead?
philip: no. let’s say he’s, uh, two olives short of a martini.
will: ohhhhhh!
philip: so before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it.”
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