two point conversion
taking a break from watching a football game to take a sh-t, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on dvr.
i wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
after having s-x (or getting a bl-wj-b), when a girl starts giving the guy pch but then continues to suck the guy’s d-ck until he has a second -rg-sm.
“dude, how did things go with rachel last night?”
“awesome… we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards.”
while going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to p–p. the process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.
sorry guys, i thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos i had to perform a two-point conversion.
when a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a p–p, resulting in a panicked sit-down.
greg just woke up for a morning p-ss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.
when a man bangs a lesbian
i’m working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick
the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected -n-l s-x with another man. upon reaching -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t-ng in his partner’s -n-s, he screams “touchdown!”, and punches his partner in the t-st-cl-s.
“i can’t believe derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!”
as you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. you then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.
on a side note: it is considered good form to “cut off” your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. it is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
i usually don’t poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
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