Two Seconds
the amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
teacher: why can’t you write your name legibly on your tests? it only takes two seconds to write your name.
boyfriend: why can’t you hurry up and finish? i’m sitting here banging it out, and you can’t take two seconds to finish?
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