a fat b-st-rd
look at two waters over there!
- italian sausage puppet show
the act of thrusting one’s hand into an italian man’s -n-s until successfully reaching his p-n-s and using it as a puppet for people’s entertainment. the kids enjoyed watching the italian sausage puppet show at the fair today. or “what did you and your boyfriend do last night?” “we role played and did an italian […]
- isaacs list
all dirty things that can be done during s-x are on the list.everything from “banned in 30 states” to “hail mary” is done on the list. bro i did everything last night with kate, isaac’s list was my list last night.
a wee senior, as in someone who is in their senior year of school but looks, acts, or feels younger “i may be applying to graduate schools, but i sure feel like a weenior.”
- p*ss bear
a communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must p-ss on the p-ss bear hey james i gotta p-ss, better do it on the p-ss bear that crkm got from that greasy carny.
something you say when people you trust turn out to be snakes. “i can’t believe i trusted you.” you cheated on me for my best friend! icbity!