Two week list


a two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

it’s basically a bucket list of murder.
that’s it! i’m putting you on my two week list. you better hope i don’t get sick!

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