Twoaning


the act of moaning, complaining and generally expressing ones unhappiness about life and it’s problems using twitter. it is also used to describe when someone uses twitter to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.
‘why is jack always twoaning about his life?’

person 1: ‘why is ellie posting about all her problems on twitter?’
person 2: ‘she is totally twoaning for attention’

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