Two’d


given a unanimous score of 2 (presumably out of 10) for one’s cannonball into a lion’s mouth.
the ugly one: “i want presents! i want presents!!” -cannonball!-
lion: chomp!
judges: two’d!
from the word “tw-t”. this is to make yourself look a fool, to act like a prat.
“don’t be such a twod”.
“haha oh my g-d you twod!”
a person who is r-t-rdedly incorrect, and is not expected to get anywhere in life
“did you see that guy’s test result?”

“i know, what a twod!”

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