twogglefoot
a shoeless hooker
ex: i was walking out of an alley depressed the other day and saw a bare foot sticking out up the street on the corner. and i was like… my day is made! i’m soooo lucky to have found a twogglefoot. nothing makes me happier.
ex: i always wondered why that one girl in my school refused to wear shoes. then one day it dawned on me… she’s a dirty twogglefoot 😮
a shoeless hooker
ex: i was walking out of an alley depressed the other day and saw a bare foot sticking out up the street on the corner. and i was like… my day is made! i’m soooo lucky to have found a twogglefoot. nothing makes me happier.
ex: i always wondered why that one girl in my school refused to wear shoes. then one day it dawned on me… she’s a dirty twogglefoot 😮
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