Twom


the mom of a tween. usually can be spotted at any twilight premiere with their tween.
– “the only people who buy the twilight books are tweens”
– “nah, there’s a big group of twoms buying them too”
a straight that isn’t quite a straight when playing poker; a four card straight instead of five. often causing the player to bet large on a losing hand.
i put all my money on that hand!

too bad you had a twom…
the world of magic. an acronym.
it is an acronym, which means that it stands for something longer. in this case it’s twom, “the world of magic.”
total waste of money

pr-nounced “twahm”
that is so twom

that yellow tape is twom , it doesn’t even stick well!

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