TWONK
derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. more insulting than berk, but less insulting that gimp.
thought to originate in the victorian era meaning a lower-cl-ss foreigner
you twonks, why didn’t you use the laser cannon on the esperanto?
a cross between a tw-t, plonker and w-nker. not used as a serious insult, more of a friendly, playful insult.
“… and then i fell flat on my face!”
“haha you twonk”
comes from the old school days of the 90s means a cross between a tw-t and a plonker.
i cant believe you just ate your own poo, you twonk.
an idiot, a fool
you twonk!
general idiot, someone who has done something stupid, who has c-cked up.
what a mess you twonk
idiot, thick, dumb-ss, dips–t, dumb or anything else meaning someone who is stupid!
teacher… whats 5 times 6
10th year kid… umm… 56…
cl-ss mate… its not 56 you twonk!!
a term used to define those 40-something men who decide that they like the feel of lycra next to their skin whilst imagining they’re bradley wiggins astride their pinarellos and cervelos as they cruise the lanes and byways of every county on a weekend. aka cyclists or mamil’s (middle-aged men in lycra)
annabel was late for her luncheon appointment at the nags head. upon arrival her chums quizzed her as to the lateness of her arrival and the beetroot-like complexion of her face. she replied “i’ve spent half a bl–dy hour stuck behind a dozen ghastly twonks in their day-glo costumes on their raleigh choppers with absolutely no thought for us poor 4×4 drivers! i need a g&t times two and make it swift”
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