twonked


1.used to describe something which has been changed or modified from its original version while remaining essentially the same in nature. 2.something altered without being made into something new.
randomnewb: çool story bro

veteran: why is your c twonked newb?
to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.
oh man… it’s 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so twonked!

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