twooshbag
a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character “tweets” on twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a “twoosh” (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from “twoosh” and “douchebag”, hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.
dude01
my grandma died last night. the funeral’s in 3 days.
twooshbag
@ dude01 i’m sorry for your loss. if there’s anything i can do, just ask. i know she meant a lot to you and i’ve been there. there, twoosh.
a twitter user that doesn’t care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.
@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag
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