twooter


1) twooter is a neoligism and is a portmanteau of twitter and hooter, yielding “twooter”.

2) a person who visits hooters or similar tavern and who immediately starts twittering, upon viewing the voluptuous food service workers is called a “twooter”.
that twooter is slowing down my drink. give me another round at table 16.

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