Two’s On That


an ely, uk, based coloquialism. this phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circ-mstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. the exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.
“two’s on that face!” – describes an ugly person
“two’s on those skinners!” – describes exceedingly tight trousers (“that” can be replaced with “those” and “them”)

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