Two’s or Dudes


a phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. derived from the 1-10 rating system of women’s appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
man this bar sucks! it’s two’s or dudes in here, and that dudes a two….. i’m out!!!

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