twotblocker
noun
1. when a man is flirting with a woman. another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. this prevents the first man from getting s-x with the woman.
2. a man who is trying to prevent another man from getting s-x. he does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having s-x with.
1. i was real close to getting her in bed, until johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. that chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.
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