twunge


a portmanteau of tw-t and clunge

pr-nounced: ‘tw-unj’

-a silly person
-individual lacking fundamental motor skills
-female genitalia
“look at him he has dropped his hadron collider on his shoes again. what a twunge.”

“john terry”

“why is there marmite in my twunge?”
it is a informal name for a cigarette,commonly used by teenage rebels who have father issues and who experience depression
light me a twunge bra; can you stick me a twunge ?

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