Twyfook


1. to delete a friend or contact without prior notification from your online social network “friend or contact list”.

2. to discover that you have been deleted from a friend or contacts social network’s “friend or contact list” without prior notification

3. to get rid of dead weight, non-performers, distant acquaintances, or silly people who keep asking you to add stupid applications from your “friend or contact list” without prior notification.

4. to delete a friend or contact because their page is so full of fluff that it takes all the bandwidth of a small nation just to load.
twyf–kable – adjective: a friend or contact list over a 1000 strong is very twyf–kable.

twyf–kery – adverb: i am going home to engage in some extreme twyf–kery tonight.

anger: i haven’t heard from him in weeks, but yet he keeps poking his ex on facebook. it’s time for a twyf–k!!

physically: stopping the tweets was not enough for him. he had to physically twyf–k her from his life.

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