TY Delay


when someone says ‘your welcome’ before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. the only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.
(christmas day)

you “omg! a new gucci handbag! this must have been soooo expensive!”

them “your welcome”

you “er…thank you…”

-with new knowledge-

you “omganewguccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!”

them “er…your welcome”

see how you can flip that sh-t? practice your ty delayage

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