TY Delay
when someone says ‘your welcome’ before you can say thank you and makes you look/feel like a total douche bag and thereby, ruining your moment of graditude. the only way to avoid this is to beat them at their own game and say thank you like a run on sentence.
(christmas day)
you “omg! a new gucci handbag! this must have been soooo expensive!”
them “your welcome”
you “er…thank you…”
-with new knowledge-
you “omganewguccihandbagthismusthavebeensoso expensivethankyou!”
them “er…your welcome”
see how you can flip that sh-t? practice your ty delayage
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