Type 1 Diabetes
the kind of diabetes you’re stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes n-body knows or gives a sh-t about.
1)
me (eating salad after workout): well, yes but it’s type 1 diabetes and i manage it quite well.
jack-ss (eating doritos and mt. dew): that sucks, you really should’ve made healthier choices.
me: you’re right. next time i’ll pick a better pancreas.
2)
jack-ss: $50 gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!
me: all of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of mcdonalds.
when your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it is not your fault. type 1 is when you are not a fat -ss and eat yourself sick. its when your body goes apesh-t crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?
“so you have diabetes? but youre not fat?”
“i have type 1 diabetes dumb-ss…”
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