typical teenager


a typical teenager is an extremely dangerous member of the human race that should be avoided at all costs. you will encounter a typical teenager at least once in your life. a typical teenager is often found doing one of the following: partying on the weekend, losing their virginity, flirting with their boyfriend/girlfriend, listening to awful music, weaing revealing clothing, reading twilight, applying cosmetics, b-tting into people’s conversations, arguing with their parents about something trivial, cussing too much, bullying somebody, claiming that they are different, complaining about how their life sucks, etc. or they could go to urban dictionary, search “typical teenager”, read this definition and say something along the lines of “omg that is, like, totes not me!” or “yoooo, dude! i would hate to be a typical teenager!”
typical teenager: i’m not like most girls/guys!
me: good! i would hate to find another person like you!

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