Typoretardism
1. the unintentional and incorrect spelling of a desired word, or indeed putting the wrong word instead.
2. a funky word for typos.
3. a chronic illness that prevents the correct spelling of words. (not to be confused with dyslexia)
(-typor-t-rdism usually occurs when a person tries to type in darkness, misplaces fingers on a keyboard or thinks faster than they type and write the wrong word.)
example 1-
leah: lily allen and country love were fighting on twitter
jamie: country? you mean courtney xd
leah: lol xd
jamie: typor-t-rdism
example 2-
jamie: makes england look comparitively dry
jamie: mind you england is still like 50% of the worlds wettets
jamie: wettest-
leah: typor-t-rdism!!!!
jamie: wettest
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