Tyra’s Forehead
the most diabolical, evil, tectonic plate smashing object you can ever fathom. it was said to be so immense the pokemon waillord was unable to breed comfortably. the pure m-ss capable of blocking off the sun with one twist of the head. it was said the government used it as a shield to protect against asteroid belts for nasa sp-ceships.
tim: “this mansion is huge!”
jim: “like tyra’s forehead?”
tim: “exactly.”
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