tyre


a tyre is a word prominently used in the gay community as a code for condom. it is more commonly used in a hipster scenario where the gays ride bicycles, typically fixes.
hey eugene, make sure you don’t forget the tyres for tonight’s bicycle ride, we want to make sure we c-m out on top!

condom rubber jimmy hat magnum
the part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.
tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.
a part of a motor car. a motor car may have three or four of them touching the road, and one in the boot.
every englishman has the right to p-ss on the right front tyre of a parked motor car.
the word to sum up rolls of fat on a flabby stomach. often -ssociated with the mitchelin man
“dylan’s got more tyres than kwik fit” said josh.
“yeah, he’s the mitchelin mans son ya know…” said luc

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