tyred


to drive ones automobile (usualy of the racing variety) into a tyre wall in a manner that results in serious damage to both yourself and said automobile.
julian: woah.. he’s looking pretty tyred there, looks like he won’t be finishing this one. (refering to a rather nasty shunt at the local kart track)

john: aye byt.. you’d be right there!!

inspector gadget: hot d-mn!!
just giving the word “tired” more than one syllable.
“hey can we go on one more ride?!”
“no dad! i’m sooooooooooo ty-red!” -yawns-
a mis-spelled version of tired typed by morrons on aim
“im so tyred of being stupid”

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