Tyree
a beautiful, generous young woman who cares for others and helps them in times of need. she is kind, smart, funny, and determined.
man glancing at a woman: wow shes such a tyree.
verb: the act of catching something by pressing it against your head to control it.
may apply for all mannerisms outside of football, even if a friend tosses you a bottle and you catch it by using your head.
person 1: could you toss me my c-ke?
person 2: sure.
person 2 throws c-ke bottle to person 1 and in an attempt to catch it person 1 grasps the bottle against the top of his head to control it.
person 2: man you straight tyree’d that thing, nice catch!
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