Tyries
a man who is the epitome of all greatness. it is an honor for anyone to even utter his name. his face was sculpted by the gods and his body was molded with the hands of perfection. he is the only person that chuck norris fears. his mere presence gives sight to the blind and health to the sick. it is at the highest honor to even be in his company.
girl 1: i saw tyries walk by yesterday!
girl 2: i thought you were blind
girl 1: his face cured me
girl 2: oh! his face cured my brain damage last week!
girl 1 and 2: yay!!
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