Tywardreath


a tiny albeit charming village in east cornwall, uk. almost exclusively populated by old people and almost always deserted. all other inhabitants are either crack dealers or students incredibly bored at the lack of anything exciting happening.

overshadowed by neighbouring village/town par, where things are mildly more entertaining. mildly.

tywardreath is inhabited, however, by keith the legend, owner of the lons store. it is rumored he is chuck norris’ long lost brother.
charlie: hey, i’m bored! lets do somethign exciting!
mate: mate, we’re in tywardreath. there’s nothing here.
charlie: oh. gutted.

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