U-Haul Syndrome


a terrible affliction that affects lesbians. also known as the “urge to merge,” u-haul syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.
luke: yo cam, where’s your roommate?
cam: oh, anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
luke: they’ve been together three weeks.
cam: oh, i know: u-haul syndrome. big time.

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