U.S.F.
getting a bl-wj-b while crying. usually while watching the notebook, t-tanic, or miley cyrus’s terrible movie the last song.
jack: “yo courtney gave me the nicest usf yesterday, it was the best of both worlds.”
john:”what do you mean?”
jack:”we were in charlie st. cloud, the fron made the tears come, and courtney gave me head. it feels like a blumpkin.”
acronym for ugly saggy and fat.
you’re tapping that?? h-lla u.s.f.
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