U-Scan
a machine used to purchase goods with out directly going to a cashier. often requires reading a screen to tell you what to do next, but no one ever reads anything and starts screaming at the u-scan attendant.
“d-mn that cashier looks p-ssed and her line is way too long, lets go to u-scan.”
customer: “excuse me it says please wait for the cashier”
u-scan attendant:”yes sir you are the cashier this is u-scan, just hit the green enter b-tton”
customer:”no, it says im waiting for cashier”
u-scan attendant:”yes and this is u-scan and you are the cashier, so just hit the enter b-tton”
customer:”so what do i do?”
attendant bashes had off wall repet-tively
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