ubaldo
the real name of that one mexican guy who ordered a mocha frap the other day at starbucks but knew the barista couldn’t spell his name so he used his alias “jose”
ubaldo: “g-d why did i come to starbucks i have no idea what i’m doing and they won’t be able to spell my real name i guess i’ll say my name is jose”
Read Also:
- uckly
being f-cking hideous. brittney: omg janet! janet: what? brittney: look at becky! she’s so uckly! even with her eyeliner.
- Vixin
normally spelled “vixen” meaning female fox, vixin is a backwards definition meaning “foxy female” her: how does -this- feel him: stop you devilish vixin chillin i was vixin with my b-tch in versace sweatpants
- vivitar
slang word said when bored. vivitar.
- Wacid
smoking weed whilst tripping acid in the hopes to experience additional euphoria and/or to inhance hallucinations jimmy was at his favorite concert, tripping acid, when his friend p-ssed him a fat blunt. “dude hit this blunt and get that wacid high, man… it’s out of this world”
- lazer five
high five that does not make contact. hands are held parallel to each other but not slapped – sometimes a silly buzzing sound is made. lazer five for doing a great job, man. but don’t forget to wash your hands after picking up that trash.