Uber Douchebagery
the b-st-rd child of the coupling of (the super douche) – “jeresy shorians” and the (double douche) – any one that lives in newport beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of jimmy hopper.
uber douchebagery: my g-d watson! what is going on in that bar? i believe is called a black hole, holmes, i am only kidding i know it’s called uber douchbagery.
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