Uber Sloop
a finely crafted sail boat with the properties of awesome.
unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple sloop, the uber sloop is designed for total awesome.
it’s uses are:
sailing in uber water, where normal sloops dare not sail.
maintains awesome at all times.
inspires awesome.
can be used to fire awesome lazer.
all who board are considered awesome for the remnants of all time.
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only the best receive a uber sloop, acquired only through g-d.
or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital s), which i don’t recommend.
it’s that good.
i among few, have received a uber sloop.
g-d has bestowed upon thee, thy uber sloop.
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