ubersize me
whatever you want to be ubersized for you.
ubersize me.
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a bint or wh-r- that takes bucket gash to a new level. john: dude i f-cked an ubersket the other night, i didnt even touch the sides!
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a sk-nk of the most extreme variety. possessing the traits of a sk-nk to the degree that all other sk-nks pale by comparison. i can’t believe joey hooked up with that ubersk-nk last night. a nasty, disgusting ill temepred beeyotch who’s bearded clam probably smell like skunk spray but you know better than to find […]
- uberslacker
one who does an outstanding job with whatever unimportant task is at hand. also uberslack, uberslacking with practice, you too can become an uberslacker. an uberslacker is an advanced multislacker.
- Uberskiver
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- uberslap
a slap so powerful, only the divine can deliver it upon sinful mortals. i had a dream last night the jesus uberslapped me. the force of the slap was so powerful it knocked my soul out of my body.