uckfay ouyay itchbay

in pig latin, uckfay ouyay itchbay means “f-ck you b-tch.) often used amongst friends who are familiar with the rules of pig latin (generally teenagers, new parents, single moms, single dads) essentially anyone who is attempting to hide and/or mask their curse words. examples of such efforts: out of respect for other people and/or to refrain from punishment for the use of perceived atrocious language. that is perhaps taking for granted the person or people listening don’t know or understand pig latin.
rebellious teen: “mom, would it be ok to stay the night at ashley’s house?”(insert obnoxious tone, used to beg for permission) “please?”

mom (who wasn’t born yesterday): “remind me… is this the ashley who’s traveling through europe with her parents right now? i’m quite certain you aren’t planning on flying to europe tonight. nice try.”

rebellious teen: “do you have the whole town on speed dial?jeez.”
(teen thinks another lie will solve this issue, so she can stay at tommy’s house instead.)

mom retorts: “right, i also heard that you’ve been hanging out with that older boy, tommy. he has a reputation for having herpes (amongst who knows what else.) so you aren’t going to see him tonight. i’m on to you.”

rebellious teen: “uckfay ouyay itchbay – (and pretends to cough.

mom: “what was that dear?”

rebellious teen: “i was just practicing my german. i said that your hair looks pretty.”

mom: “oh…thanks. pig latin is still around? i remember those days.”

rebellious teen: “oh itshay.” (meaning ‘oh sh-t’)