UD Shank


ud shank(urban dictionary shank)

when all the uptight editors at urban dictionary refuse to accept your new definition, therefor taking a blow at your self esteem. sometimes used as an excuse.
girlfriend: ohmigod! all the definitions of my name are super bad on urban dictionary! you said you were going to make a new one!

boyfriend: oh yeah.. about that, i uhmm, got the ud shank, or i totally would’ve changed it.

girlfriend: oh.. it’s okay baby. let’s go makeout for your efforts.

boyfriend: score. thanks uptight editors!

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