UD’d

an overconsumption of urban dictionary that leads to a variety of conditions, each user may experience one (1) or more unique side-effect from this od of semi-intellectual stimulation: lower back pain, carpaltunnel, fatigue, blearyeyes, urinary seepage, “zoning”, divorce, witareah, unemployment, known to the state of califonia to cause birth rejects,(no time for foreplay), your results may not be listed above, your rights vary from state to state. not valid in alaska, peurto rico or hawaii,. there is no known cure approved by the fda. in an independent study: has been shown to diminish the 4 hour hard-on, (a potential side effect of v–gr-, cialus, etc.).
i think i just ud’d i think i just ud’d i think i just ud’d i think i just ud’d i think i just ud’d… therefore… i am.
an adjective modifier, used to communicate a heightened state of the modified condition. see also mad.
d-mn, pier’s cousin mikki is udd fine.
short for urban dictionary’d

used when you look up a slang word in urban dictionary because you were clueless about what it meant

josh: stop being such a f-cking douche bag and get a life. man what a goon gotta do to get his guap. you think you’re the sh-tznit when really i’m the only bamf around here.

cody: oh yea well ur nothing but an… -goes on urban dictionary.com- oops oreo for talking like that in the first place, ya dig??

matt: dude how the f-ck did u even understand what he was saying???

cody: urban dictionary dude

matt: heck ya -high fives- that’s bad -ss!! u totally ud’d that sh-t

a rather amusing name for a girls nipples, usually prompting a slap in the face to the guy that said it…
your udds look nice today baby, “slap”
urban dictionary disorder. an abnormal obsession with posting words on urban dictionary. sometimes a compet-tion between two limp-c-ck f-g f-ckers who have nothing else to do in their spare time and appear to get off when they get the “approved” e-mail.
chris and nick just got diagnosed with u.d.d. last week. they have since had trouble with dealing with the reality of the illness. they are seeking the help of support groups, along with going b-lls deep in each others’ -ss-holes, and doing c-ckstands in their spare time instead of getting on u.d. good for them sh-tdecks. word.
short for uk deficiency disorder.
overall sadness of not currently living in the uk.
some symptoms are:
– leaving your computer clock/time zone to the uk one.
– leaving your google to redirect to google.co.uk
– still talking in uk slang, for ex: saying “cheers” instead of thanks and calling everyone “love”
– extensive crying when remembering your time in the uk
treatment:
not fully treatable, but can be managed with copious amounts of cider/beer in establishments resembling english style pubs.
“i got the mad case of the udd.”
“i need some cider, because my udd is getting serious.”
acronym for under the desk duty. used as an extreme alternative to sucking up or brown nosing. referring to being under your boss’ desk performing oral s-xual favors.
person 1: where’s betty?
person 2: i believe she has udd this week with mark, the boss.