UDF
u dumb f-ck. usually pr-nouced kinda like (youdeaf), and is usually played by a joke by sayin udf to another friend, making him think that you said something about him being deaf.
“i got the answer wrong” “youdeaf?” “no i can hear” “no, youdeaf?” “i can hear man!” “udf, u dumb f-ck!”
a poorly run company that attempts to be cool by using the same tired old puns in their advertising campaigns. also a terrible choice for employment as all employees are treated like thieves and morons. also known as united dairy farmers.
i worked at udf until i realised everyone in charge is a dipsh-t.
united dairy farmers, an ice cream/ convenience store. the only f-cking thing in terrace park.
“man i’m so baked- let’s head to udf and pick up some munchies”
uncirc-msized d-ck fondling – giving a jew or any uncirc-msized man a handjob
‘so bill i heard you did some hot and heavy udf last night’
united dairy farmers. (convinient store)
the place down the street from my church
hey guys! lets go to udf and get a frap!
under dah fence ( anyone or anything that goes under da fence)
mud, water, cats, even mexicans udf. in tijuana each day thousands of people udf. see mexican mudb-tts, its been going on for 100 years.
now canadians are udf, pockets full bc bud c-ming to america
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