Udonis Haslem


power forward for the 2006 nba champ miami heat. he is a scr-ppy player known for his agressive rebounding and underrated defence. although he is undersized he has emerged as one of the best forwards in the game. he shoots a high percentage from the field and plays off of shaq very well. when shaq gets doubled he p-sses it to haslem who hits his mid range jumpers. he is a big help to shaq down low.
udonis haslem plain shut down rasheed wallace during the eastern conference finals and wore down dirk during the nba finals.

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