uffiefan
the most ugly blonde girl that has a round face and looks like a squirrel. she is also the best internet dater and will date anyone online who looks like a sloth or online name is sloth or even similar to sloth.
uffiefan: oooh, i like your name, its kinda like a sloth! goth3: thanks 😉 uffiefan: want to date? goth3: ok!
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- uffing
offensive. you know means ‘f-cking’, so why f-cking annoy me more. and speak properly please and stop being so irritating. uffing
- UFFJ
something extremely unfortunate, generally of a humorous nature. acronym for “unfortunate for johnny.” steve – “my wife busted me watching -n-l fisting p-rn last night.” mark – “uffj.”
- uffle shuffle
derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”. chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.
- uff marks
the stretch marks that appear on a woman’s t-shirt between her br–sts. in order for this grossly underappreciated phenomenon to occur, the perfect ratio of breast shape, breast firmness and shirt tightness needs to be achieved. hey debbie, i’m digging on your uff marks.
- ufi
short for “you f-cking idiot” bob: waht is 1+1? bill: 3… bob: ufi! useless f-cking information. a term often used in military settings, or anywhere there is bureaucracy. refers to boring, generally useless information, often handed out against the wishes of the recipient. bob: did you go to the meeting today? fred: yeah, the director […]